So here we go with the last episode of season 1 *Sobs*. The first people we see in this episode are Frankie and Tess drinking vodka on a bridge early in the morning, obviously trying to get over the night before. Now I don't know about anyone else but most lesbians do this when there depressed. Cat and Sam are in bed and when Cat is talking to her about the night before she's thinking about you know who. Sam needs to find a new flat after being kicked out by her landlady, Cat asks her to move in so she can convince herself that she's happy and that she loves her. We see Tess in her flat tiding up after the party and she has really cool reindeer/moose slippers on, we also see Frankie texting Cat about wanting to meet up. The one thing I noticed about this is that she puts her name on the bottom of the text, Why? It comes up on the top, I hate people who do that. Tess is also still stalking the electrician who still doesn't have a name and doesn't get one this series. Cat goes and meets Frankie in another cafe and looks gay in what she wearing and she looks hot. Frankie tells her she loves her and that she wants Cat to leave Sam, why does she think she can dictate Cats life. When she says this you can tell that Frankie knows how Cat feels about her by her angry, patronizing face she seems to do every time someone mentions her name. Back at Cat's flat and Sam' says she has ''provisions'' because its cold out, why do they need provisions is world war 3 coming or the ice age? They then have sex again after Cat telling Sam to ''Fuck her'' it a hot minute scene on top of the kitchen unit. Even though its guilt sex for Cat, its okay some how because at least there getting some.
Frankie goes to the old mans pub and orders whiskey, she gets talking to a guy and about 20 seconds later she in the toilet with him nearly having sex. How does being with a man when you a lesbian make everything better? I have also only just realized the Frankie has a really posh accent :P Now to the boxing gym where Frankie has tracked down Darren, who turns out to be her brother, I guess most of us had worked that out from the beginning. Jay says something smart by saying ''I bet you think am a total dick'', on the subject sleeping with Frankie, Yes, yes we do. Jay and Tess go an the shop and come back with six bottles of wine, I have only just realized that there all alcoholics. Ed's at a meeting with his agent and who would of thought that Archie from Balamory is a perv and uses the word ''spunk''? This actually broke my heart. Tess finally gets a audition for a play at the Tron theater :) Her and Jay are back from the shop and they use the lift instead of the stairs and they get stuck, which you knew was going to happen. Now they try and get mobile signal but why didn't they look for an emergency phone?. Back at Cat's flat and she's moving Sam's stuff in and she has this huge music box thing that you would keep mike stands in, what does she need that for? Ed gets over protective when Cat mentions Frankie = Cute and Cat doesn't love Sam, well not that much anyway. Cat gets a text of Frankie to meet her at another cafe..... Again and all I want to say is Don't go Cat.
Tess and Jay are still stuck in the lift and are putting the world to rights when Jay mentions he's not ready to settle down, well everyone knows that!. Ed comes up the stairs and refuses to let them out unless him an Tess sort out there friendship. To be honest it's quite a good idea if you need to sort something out with someone just lock them up somewhere and not let them out until they talk to you. They kiss and make up and Ed offers to take her to her audition and there finally friends again = YAY!. Ed has a really cute car, it like a Mr.Bean car and the hat Tess has got on, I have that hat XD Frankie is sat of some stairs looking at the album of photos and find's one of he and a man, who turns out to be her uncle who is actually her dad! Well I never saw that coming. Cat tell's Sam that she's going to meet Frankie and Sam gives her hug but clings on for dear life. I think its because she knows that she losing her to Frankie :( Frankie leaves Cat in the cafe to go and see her uncle /dad but I don't know why she wanted her there if she's just going to leave her. Frankie goes in the pub and finds out about her mum and what really happened in her past. Am glad that we now know because maybe now she will get over herself and stop being all woe is me, I suppose though it shows that she is the way she is after all that has happened. She also gets more of a complex because Cat, her mum, her aunt and her uncle don't want her so she thinks no one wants her. ( if that makes sense?). Poor Cat is still sat in the cafe until is closes and she still hasn't turned up, but the thing that got me is why is dark in Scotland at 5 past 5 PM? Frankie goes to Cat flat after phoning her about a million times, the only problem is, is that Sam opens the door and she doesn't look to happy to see her. Frankie obviously scared of Sam and you can tell Sam knows she's better for Cat because she says - '' I think she deserves more than a total fuck up, don't you?''.
Jay finds Frankie in Ruby's having a cry and he gives her proper hug :) We find out that Tess gets the job = Yay. The no names electiction comes to the door for a package that got delivered to the wrong house and revels that she's going to be on her own for this job and Tess offers to go with her. Now I know she likes her but would you offer to go with a girl to a job if you didn't know her. Tess gets given a lovely bracelet and she has the best ring tone ever = ring ringer ring (Watch it, its a lot funnier). She' tells her about that job and she just so happens to have drink in her bag, I need a girlfriend like that. Cat meets Jay on the way back to her flat and has he 24th break down of the season. Frankie decides if she can't have Cat she's going to run away back to NY. Sam is getting ready to go and meet her friends in the pub to introduce Cat to them and she looks fit. She opens a package from Frankie and its the wood with there initials in form the school with a note saying some things should never be destroyed = there meant to be!. Cat does her worse liar routine to Sam saying she going to see Ed because he's in a state and will meet her later. She walks down the road and thinks about going back to Sam but she doesn't We then cut back to Sam who, by the look on her face, knows she's going to see Frankie. We then cut back to Cat and you can see the guilt in her eyes but she still does the wrong thing. She gets to Frankie's flat and says '' are you really going to leave?'' What Frankie should have said '' Not if I get to fuck you... no''.
Tess has the most amazing day ever, she gets a job and gets a girlfriend :) Good day all round. Cat and Frankie finally have sex and in away this is what we have been waiting for so here are the notes; The sexual tension, they know what's going to happen, the kiss, Its slow and a proper I love you kiss, the fact there so gentle, the hug, the way Cat kiss's Frankie stomach, the fact there always touching and kissing, the holding hands, they know each others bodies, the sex = HOT!, but hate that she's cheating on Sam. Poor Sam is waiting at the pub :( Frankie and Cat are lying in bed and she ask's her - ''Do you love her?'', Please say yes Cat, which she does but she says she loves Frankie as well, you can't love two people at once. Jay goes to see Becky at work and he does love her, he just can't commit. Cat finally turns up at the pub, but she looks guilty and she's going to be sick. It SNOWED! and the girl and Tess slept together = cute but its all happened a bit quickly. Sam is the best girlfriend ever and makes Cat breakfast in bed, does DIY and gets newspapers! She's a keeper. Frankie goes to meet her mum and that's where season 1 ends :( Bring on Season 2! :)
Okay so thank's for reading my season 1 reviews, am probably going to take a break for a few days so I can watch season 2 and what not! But again thank you for reading, please follow and leave comments and will update soon :) xxx
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