First little sighting in this episode is of Frankie's back and one of her many tattoos, am not quite sure what it says, but I do love them, even the dragon on her back. She then takes her camera out and looks through the pictures of the night before, everyone has done this the next day to remember what you did. We then cut to Sam being woken up in the best way possible for a lesbian and she's moaning and swearing so you know its good. Love how obviously fake it is with the way Laura who plays Cat covering her mouth and being about a million feet off of Sam's body. Sam may also be the only person who looks kind of sexy when she cums, she then tells Cat, in post sex bliss, that she loves her and am sure that most when watching that scene wants Cat to say it back even if she doesn't mean it. Tess is yet again perving at the electricshion through the window - awwww, as she reads Ed's first draft of his book, which is basically his story about his love for Tess but told through aliens and other space creatures. Frankie walks in and ruins the moment, Tess confesses that she saw her and Jay having to sex to which she says - ''but he's got....like... bits!'', Frankie replies with - '' Its like a strap on without the strap.'' I do not believe for one minute that that's what its like, I mean its a man! Cats at the office and Jay looks like he's not slept in days, she asks Jay how do you know when you love someone and when do you really know? I don't think there's an answer to that I think you just know. Cat also looks really gay in this episode in a tight jeans, boots and shirt combo that she looks fit in. Allister decides to shit stair again regarding Cat and Frankie's relationship and they get sent to the school they use to attend, which was an actual school in Scotland that my mate use to go too. I also love the cheesy picture Ed get Tess for her birthday.
Becky and Jay are stood outside the office and if you look in the background behind is shoulder there is a women in an all red outfit that looks like a traffic light. Jay goes to go in the building where he asks Frankie what she's doing and Frankie replies nicotine, what she should of said is '' you know am chilling out here, stalking Cat, no biggy''. They all go to a cafe to discuss Tess's birthday celebrations and Cat seems disappointed at being left out of the night before - as if Cat really likes getting pissed and throwing up! Cat and Frankie are in a cab on the way to the school building and its looks like one of them taxi journeys that your not really sure what to say so you talk about useless things. As Cat walks into the school Frankie is sat on a high banister taking pictures of her, Frankie - '' I had a great view down your shirt'', Cat - '' We wore skirts too remember, it worked both ways'' and this is why I wished I went to an all girls school :P. Love the way they act like school girls running down the corridor and act like they where in detention in the room, although like Cat has ever smoked or had dick, she's too much of a good girl. They run back into the school once they realize they set the room on fire, once back outside Frankie tell's Cat that it was Jay who gave the intern the drugs but for some reason Cat is only angry and Jay. I would be angry at Frankie for keeping it from me.
Yet again some of the group, Ed and Tess, are at rubies talking about the book and why the alien can't kiss the human. You can tell that Ed's getting ideas into his head about Tess that are not good ideas. SHOTS O'CLOCK and poor Tess has to try and make up the money from change in her purse - that is actually my worst nightmare when I want shots. Cats cooking for Sam and as she walks through the door she shouts ''Honey am home'', Cute. She cuddles Cat from behind and we find out that anything to do with a girl in an apron, in a kitchen does it for her because she had a thing for the telly program Bewitched, where by a witch turns into the perfect 50s house wife. Cats shocked that that's what turn her on to which she reply's., '' Each to there own.'' Sam bites her lip as she goes to open a bottle of wine = hot, plus we feel better that where not the only ones who have had the fantasy about the girl band bewitched. ( for anyone that's not from the UK, they where a 90s girl band from Ireland I suggest you Google them). We see Tess for a brief moment and she says she wasn't picked for a radio advert because she didn't sound fit, she does sound fit end of. Frankie goes to the boxing gym that match the keys they found in the dodgy flat to find Darren ( The boy with the weed and dissapears behind buses). I love the way all the people turn round to look at her because she looks nothing like a boxer or wants to be a boxer. Cat has another breakdown and claims that she's happy with Sam, Are you really though?
Sam is sat in a car with Rider talking about Cats wired behavior that morning and to be fair to Rider he makes a really good point - '' She fucked you, made you breakfast, went to work, whats wrong with that?'' My answer nothing. Sam says the first true statement this series - '' Saying I love you is like gun fight, if you draw first you better not miss''. Back in the boxing gym Frankie starts a fake cough in order to get the details to where Darren lives. She asks the guy who works there for a drink of water, to which he says - ''Yeah no worries, back in a bit''. Where's he going the corner shop? Cat's in the bathroom at work when she gets a call from Tess to ask if she wants to do anything on her birthday, she makes up the excuse they have concert tickets even though there having a surprise party, but the main thing is Cat is the worst liar in history. Tess has a great view of the electricshion from her flat, she then goes and lies to her so she can get her up to the flat, only her ex Chloe rings to talk to her. Things we learnt form that 1) Ex's ruin your life, 2) Would you let someone you didn't know answer your house phone?
Cat and Frankie are in a sex shop buying a dildo for Tess's birthday present - that is the best present to buy a lesbian!. They then get on to Frankie's dildo that is called Milo, who gives there vibrator a name, that's like me calling mine Dave or Keith. Ed and Tess are playing Jenga which is the best game known to man and they have a toy car collection for me that's how you know your a lesbian, when you have had a toy car collection at some point in life. There talking about how sexuality is fluid and Tess still doesn't realize that Ed fancies her, I don't know how shes managed that. Frankie and Cat are being told off by Allister for setting the school on fire, she stick up for Cat and you just know you want them to get back together and that she does love her. After the row Frankie walks out then walks back in again to pick up the bag, she just looks at him in the eye and says - '' Sorry...Dildo''. Tess goes an meets her Hot ex Chloe in a bar so that she can talk shit and rub it in that shes now engaged....... BITCH. The one thing I noticed about the bar are the birds hanging in cages off the ceiling, one question Why? what purpose do they have?
So its midnight here in the UK and am sooo tired so I'll post part 2 of this tomorrow and will pst Ep 6 :) Thank for Reading :P x
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