computers out :-(

So while waiting for another amazingly boring uni lecture i thought I should give you all an update. So my computer is officialy dead. Sooo am going to have to update off of my phone. So it may take a little bit longer. Episode 1 season 2 will follow 2nite xx

The End Of Season One :( The Hopes for Season 2 :)

So for this year its over, an amazing series after just six episodes left us in a bit of hard place. Do we want Cat and Frankie to get back together or do we want Sam and Cat to live happily ever after? This series to be fair has been pretty good. The characters we quickly became to love due to there relationship with each other and the fact that they had all either had crushes or slept with each other :P We all loved the story lines that in someway each and everyone of us could relate to, either the straight friend who is madly in love with there gay best friend (Tess and Ed) or having a brand new relationship that's going amazingly well, but then your ex turns up and you realize that they are the only person you ever wanted to be with ( Sam,Cat and Frankie). But now thats its over, we look ahead to season 2 and the hopes and dreams for the series:

So for the 2nd series there are lots of ways in whitch they could take the stories of each characters;  

Tess. Hopefully she and the plumber have a lovely relationship and they have lots of lovely sex and things but they may want to bring Lou back because she has realised that she does love Tess and that she is a Lesbian, Tess takes her back and dumps the plumber and they show how Tess helps Lou to get into the lesbian world. This could be really funny :P 

Ed - Ed should find another geek he can date and fall in love with or maybe he could find out about Cat and Frankie and try and stop it in some heroic way. 

Jay - Jay should just carry on being a drunken, drug taking twat because I quite like him the way he is. 

Frankie - Her and Cat carrying on having an affair but Cat realises she just cant carry on because she's hurting Sam so Frankie runs away and Cat and Sam live happily ever after and have a lovely wedding and stuff. 

Cat - As above but she's in that place where by she knows she's doing wrong but she can't stop because she loves Frankie. When she decides to end it she proposes to Sam on a whim and they arrenge a lovely wedding and again they live happily ever after.

Sam - shes carry's on being Fit, she knows about Cat and Frankie but she chooses to ignore it and excepts Cat's proposle and they live happily ever after :) 

So all thats left to say is BRING ON SEASON 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Final Episode, Season 1 - Meant to be?

So here we go with the last episode of season 1 *Sobs*. The first people we see in this episode are Frankie and Tess drinking vodka on a bridge early in the morning, obviously trying to get over the night before. Now I don't know about anyone else but most lesbians do this when there depressed. Cat and Sam are in bed and when Cat is talking to her about the night before she's thinking about you know who. Sam needs to find a new flat after being kicked out by her landlady, Cat asks her to move in so she can convince herself that she's happy and that she loves her. We see Tess in her flat tiding up after the party and she has really cool reindeer/moose slippers on, we also see Frankie texting Cat about wanting to meet up. The one thing I noticed about this is that she puts her name on the bottom of the text, Why? It comes up on the top, I hate people who do that. Tess is also still stalking the electrician who still doesn't have a name and doesn't get one this series. Cat goes and meets Frankie in another cafe and looks gay in what she wearing and she looks hot. Frankie tells her she loves her and that she wants Cat to leave Sam, why does she think she can dictate Cats life. When she says this you can tell that Frankie knows how Cat feels about her by her angry, patronizing face she seems to do every time someone mentions her name. Back at Cat's flat and Sam' says she has ''provisions'' because its cold out, why do they need provisions is world war 3 coming or the ice age? They then have sex again after Cat telling Sam to ''Fuck her'' it a hot minute scene on top of the kitchen unit. Even though its guilt sex for Cat, its okay some how because at least there getting some. 

Frankie goes to the old mans pub and orders whiskey, she gets talking to a guy and about 20 seconds later she in the toilet with him nearly having sex. How does being with a man when you a lesbian make everything better? I have also only just realized the Frankie has a really posh accent :P Now to the boxing gym where Frankie has tracked down Darren, who turns out to be her brother, I guess most of us had worked that out from the beginning. Jay says something smart by saying ''I bet you think am a total dick'', on the subject sleeping with Frankie, Yes, yes we do. Jay and Tess go an the shop and come back with six bottles of wine, I have only just realized that there all alcoholics. Ed's at a meeting with his agent and who would of thought that Archie from Balamory is a perv and uses the word ''spunk''? This actually broke my heart. Tess finally gets a audition for a play at the Tron theater :) Her and Jay are back from the shop and they use the lift instead of the stairs and they get stuck, which you knew was going to happen. Now they try and get mobile signal but why didn't they look for an emergency phone?. Back at Cat's flat and she's moving Sam's stuff in and she has this huge music box thing that you would keep mike stands in, what does she need that for? Ed gets over protective when Cat mentions Frankie = Cute and Cat doesn't love Sam, well not that much anyway. Cat gets a text of Frankie to meet her at another cafe..... Again and all I want to say is Don't go Cat. 

Tess and Jay are still stuck in the lift and are putting the world to rights when Jay mentions he's not ready to settle down, well everyone knows that!. Ed comes up the stairs and refuses to let them out unless him an Tess sort out there friendship. To be honest it's quite a good idea if you need to sort something out with someone just lock them up somewhere and not let them out until they talk to you. They kiss and make up and Ed offers to take her to her audition and there finally friends again = YAY!. Ed has a really cute car, it like a Mr.Bean car and the hat Tess has got on, I have that hat XD Frankie is sat of some stairs looking at the album of photos and find's one of he and a man, who turns out to be her uncle who is actually her dad! Well I never saw that coming. Cat tell's Sam that she's going to meet Frankie and Sam gives her hug but clings on for dear life. I think its because she knows that she losing her to Frankie :( Frankie leaves Cat in the cafe to go and see her uncle /dad but I don't know why she wanted her there if she's just going to leave her. Frankie goes in the pub and finds out about her mum and what really happened in her past. Am glad that we now know because maybe now she will get over herself and stop being all woe is me, I suppose though it shows that she is the way she is after all that has happened. She also gets more of a complex because Cat, her mum, her aunt and her uncle don't want her so she thinks no one wants her. ( if that makes sense?). Poor Cat is still sat in the cafe until is closes and she still hasn't turned up, but the thing that got me is why is dark in Scotland at 5 past 5 PM? Frankie goes to Cat flat after phoning her about a million times, the only problem is, is that Sam opens the door and she doesn't look to happy to see her. Frankie obviously scared of Sam and you can tell Sam knows she's better for Cat because she says - '' I think she deserves more than a total fuck up, don't you?''. 

Jay finds Frankie in Ruby's having a cry and he gives her proper hug :) We find out that Tess gets the job = Yay. The no names electiction comes to the door for a package that got delivered to the wrong house and revels that she's going to be on her own for this job and Tess offers to go with her. Now I know she likes her but would you offer to go with a girl to a job if you didn't know her. Tess gets given a lovely bracelet and she has the best ring tone ever = ring ringer ring (Watch it, its a lot funnier). She' tells her about that job and she just so happens to have drink in her bag, I need a girlfriend like that. Cat meets Jay on the way back to her flat and has he 24th break down of the season. Frankie decides if she can't have Cat she's going to run away back to NY. Sam is getting ready to go and meet her friends in the pub to introduce Cat to them and she looks fit. She opens a package from Frankie and its the wood with there initials in form the school with a note saying some things should never be destroyed = there meant to be!. Cat does her worse liar routine to Sam saying she going to see Ed because he's in a state and will meet her later. She walks down the road and thinks about going back to Sam but she doesn't  We then cut back to Sam who, by the look on her face, knows she's going to see Frankie. We then cut back to Cat and you can see the guilt in her eyes but she still does the wrong thing. She gets to Frankie's flat and says '' are you really going to leave?'' What Frankie should have said '' Not if I get to fuck you... no''. 

Tess has the most amazing day ever, she gets a job and gets a girlfriend :) Good day all round. Cat and Frankie finally have sex and in away this is what we have been waiting for so here are the notes; The sexual tension, they know what's going to happen, the kiss, Its slow and a proper I love you kiss, the fact there so gentle, the hug, the way Cat kiss's Frankie stomach, the fact there always touching and kissing, the holding hands, they know each others bodies, the sex = HOT!, but hate that she's cheating on Sam. Poor Sam is waiting at the pub :( Frankie and Cat are lying in bed and she ask's her - ''Do you love her?'', Please say yes Cat, which she does but she says she loves Frankie as well, you can't love two people at once. Jay goes to see Becky at work and he does love her, he just can't commit. Cat finally turns up at the pub, but she looks guilty and she's going to be sick. It SNOWED! and the girl and Tess slept together = cute but its all happened a bit quickly. Sam is the best girlfriend ever and makes Cat breakfast in bed, does DIY and gets newspapers! She's a keeper. Frankie goes to meet her mum and that's where season 1 ends :( Bring on Season 2! :)

Okay so thank's for reading my season 1 reviews, am probably going to take a break for a few days so I can watch season 2 and what not! But again thank you for reading, please follow and leave comments and will update soon :) xxx

Episode 5, Season 1 - Dykes of Hazard part 2

So back to episode 5 and Ed is meeting with his agent and he gets all excited at the fact that he's paying for everything an that its really posh. When we see his agent it turns out to be Archie  form Balamory! ( If your not from the UK Google it and watch an episode = Amazing!). Tess is still in bar where she met Chloe and is left with a large bill tab, she also is looking into the tray that the bill has been left on and she is looking at getting botox like the ex. Cat meets Frankie again to talk, again, and I have noticed that she has this patronizing way of looking at people when there talking and it annoys me slightly. The rest of the show takes place either within the surprise party for Tess. Cat is a hot cow girl and Sam is a cute cow girl even though she is wearing to much make up and she has greased her hair back. Cat has a go at Sam an yet again blames it on work, but you can tell by her face that she no's its to do with Frankie. At the party we see that it looks like a good one and Becky says the only line that she ever needs to say - ''Lady luck should be a lesbian, am loving this'', well here's some news she is!. Sam and Cat arrive and she already is starting to flirt with Frankie by saying '' Hello cow girl''. Sadie notices that Frankie is constantly looking at Cat and even she no's that she still loves her. While Cat and Frankie unpack the food she brings Sam gets jealous and she looks really cute. Everyone at the party can tell that they still love each other and we see Cat and Sam sitting down looking like a really happy couple. Frankie also tries to make Cat jealous by kissing Sadie in front of her, Cat gets jealous and tries to look happy. Its not fair on Sam and Sadie and  I think that they should just leave them and get back together.

Tess has a really bad reaction to the botox and when I say bad I mean her face is all red and swollen and her eyes are swollen. Tess gets that horrible feeling you get when you think everyone has forgotten your birthday and you feel all alone :( Ed stop her running away and tries to make her feel better but ends up telling her he loves her. Now speaking from experience never tell your best mate you love them because it just ends up in shit and do not try and justify it  like Ed does by saying '' You said sexuality is fluid''. To be fair though Ed and Tess would make a really cute couple. Tess runs off towards the flat and Ed phones Frankie to say don't surprise her, but she tells every one to shh and hide. Tess is coming up the stairs at this point and she must have heard the music and the screams when there hiding, if not she's deaf. They surprise her, she runs off to her room and I think we can say that she has had the worst day ever! She has really nice fairy lights in the shape of stars = Pretty. Frankie goes in to her room and gives her a proper cuddle that she really needed. Ed arrives at the part and tells everyone what he's said, Cat looks really surprised by this revelation but of course she know, everyone at that part new!. Jay has a go and Ed shit stairs by telling everyone that Frankie and Jay have slept together. Cat looks like she bothered by that new but I don't why and Sam goes all protective and tells her its time to go. This is a really cute gesture because it shows that she's trying to protect Cat from Frankie's shit. We Sam and Cat in the taxi and you can tell by the way Sam is looking at her and the way she holds her hand that she really loves Cat but why doesn't Cat love her in the same way. Frankie tries to block things out by trying to have sex with Sadie but Sadie says ''its not me you want is it?'' and walks out, she really does love Frankie. Sam and Cat have sex again and this time Cat says she loves Sam, but does she really? One more note the music in this scene is really nice. 

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Episode 5, Season 1 - Dykes of Hazard

First little sighting in this episode is of Frankie's back and one of her many tattoos, am not quite sure what it says, but I do love them, even the dragon on her back. She then takes her camera out and looks through the pictures of the night before, everyone has done this the next day to remember what you did. We then cut to Sam being woken up in the best way possible for a lesbian and she's moaning and swearing so you know its good. Love how obviously fake it is with the way Laura who plays Cat covering her mouth and being about a million feet off of Sam's body. Sam may also be the only person who looks kind of sexy when she cums, she then  tells Cat, in post sex bliss, that she loves her and am sure that most when watching that scene wants Cat to say it back even if she doesn't mean it. Tess is yet again perving at the electricshion through the window - awwww, as she reads Ed's first draft of his book, which is basically his story about his love for Tess but told through aliens and other space creatures. Frankie walks in and ruins the moment, Tess confesses that she saw her and Jay having to sex to which she says - ''but he's got....like... bits!'', Frankie replies with - '' Its like a strap on without the strap.'' I do not believe for one minute that that's what its like, I mean its a man! Cats at the office and Jay looks like he's not slept in days, she asks Jay how do you know when you love someone and when do you really know? I don't think there's an answer to that I think you just know. Cat also looks really gay in this episode in a tight jeans, boots and shirt combo that she looks fit in. Allister decides to shit stair again regarding Cat and Frankie's relationship and they get sent to the school they use to attend, which was an actual school in Scotland that my mate use to go too. I also love the cheesy picture Ed get Tess for her birthday. 

Becky and Jay are stood outside the office and if you look in the background behind is shoulder there is a women in an all red outfit that looks like a traffic light. Jay goes to go in the building where he asks Frankie what she's doing and Frankie replies nicotine, what she should of said is '' you know am chilling out here, stalking Cat, no biggy''. They all go to a cafe to discuss Tess's birthday celebrations and Cat seems disappointed at being left out of the night  before - as if Cat really likes getting pissed and throwing up! Cat and Frankie are in a cab on the way to the school building and its looks like one of them taxi journeys that your not really sure what to say so you talk about useless things. As Cat walks into the school Frankie is sat on a high banister taking pictures of her, Frankie - '' I had a great view down your shirt'', Cat - '' We wore skirts too remember, it worked both ways'' and this is why I wished I went to an all girls school :P. Love the way they act like school girls running down the corridor and act like they where in detention in the room, although like Cat has ever smoked or had dick, she's too much of a good girl. They run back into the school once they realize they set the room on fire, once back outside Frankie tell's Cat that it was Jay who gave the intern the drugs but for some reason Cat is only angry and Jay. I would be angry at Frankie for keeping it from me. 

Yet again some of the group, Ed and Tess, are at rubies talking about the book and why the alien can't kiss the human. You can tell that Ed's getting ideas into his head about Tess that are not good ideas. SHOTS O'CLOCK and poor Tess has to try and make up the money from change in her purse - that is actually my worst nightmare when I want shots. Cats cooking for Sam and as she walks through the door she shouts ''Honey am home'', Cute. She cuddles Cat from behind and we find out that anything to do with a girl in an apron, in a kitchen does it for her because she had a thing for the telly program Bewitched, where by a witch turns into the perfect 50s house wife. Cats shocked that that's what turn her on to which she reply's., '' Each to there own.'' Sam bites her lip as she goes to open a bottle of wine = hot, plus we feel better that  where not the only ones who have had the fantasy about the girl band bewitched. ( for anyone that's not from the UK, they where a 90s girl band from Ireland I suggest you Google them). We see Tess for a brief moment and she says she wasn't picked for a radio advert because she didn't sound fit, she does sound fit end of. Frankie goes to the boxing gym that match the keys they found in the dodgy flat to find Darren ( The boy with the weed and dissapears behind buses). I love the way all the people turn round to look at her because she looks nothing like a boxer or wants to be a boxer. Cat has another breakdown and claims that she's happy with Sam, Are you really though?

Sam is sat in a car with Rider talking about Cats wired behavior that morning and to be fair to Rider he makes a really good point - '' She fucked you, made you breakfast, went to work, whats wrong with that?'' My answer nothing. Sam says the first true statement this series - '' Saying I love you is like gun fight, if you draw first you better not miss''. Back in the boxing gym Frankie starts a fake cough in order to get the details to where Darren lives. She asks the guy who works there for a drink of water, to which he says - ''Yeah no worries, back in a bit''. Where's he going the corner shop? Cat's in the bathroom at work when she gets a call from Tess to ask if she wants to do anything on her birthday, she makes up the excuse they have concert tickets even though there having a surprise party, but the main thing is Cat is the worst liar in history. Tess has a great view of the electricshion from her flat, she then goes and lies to her so she can get her up to the flat, only her ex Chloe rings to talk to her. Things we learnt form that 1) Ex's ruin your life, 2) Would you let someone you didn't know answer your house phone?

Cat and Frankie are in a sex shop buying a dildo for Tess's birthday present - that is the best present to buy a lesbian!. They then get on to Frankie's dildo that is called Milo, who gives there vibrator a name, that's like me calling mine Dave or Keith. Ed and Tess are playing Jenga which is the best game known to man and they have a toy car collection for me that's how you know your a lesbian, when you have had a toy car collection at some point in life. There talking about how sexuality is fluid and Tess still doesn't realize that Ed fancies her, I don't know how shes managed that. Frankie and Cat are being told off by Allister for setting the school on fire, she stick up for Cat and you just know you want them to get back together and that she does love her. After the row Frankie walks out then walks back in again to pick up the bag, she just looks at him in the eye and says - '' Sorry...Dildo''. Tess goes an meets her Hot ex Chloe in a bar so that she can talk shit and rub it in that shes now engaged....... BITCH. The one thing I noticed about the bar are the birds hanging in cages off the ceiling, one question Why? what purpose do they have? 

So its midnight here in the UK and am sooo tired so I'll post part 2 of this tomorrow and will pst Ep 6 :) Thank for Reading :P x

Episode 4, Season 1 - Meet the parents

In the beginning of this episode Tess is moving out of Cat's flat, we see her and Frankie look at the boot of the taxi that have two bags of Frankie's stuff and Tess explains she only has a ''Few bits'' although it looks more like a house full of junk. Tess ask's Frankie to go and get even more stuff from the flat she's forgotten. While she goes up, Frankie goes in the bathroom to get Tess's wash bag and walks in on Sam coming out of the shower, one work AWKWARD. She walks out and finds Cat getting ready in the bedroom and they start talking about old times, Sam walks in with a towel wrapped around her and asks Cat can she borrow one of her bras,Why would you borrow your girlfriends bra, do you not have your own.Cat says she'll come and see Tess off, now she's only going either down the road or the other dies of the city, she's not moving to a different country!. During this scene I realize that Sam is a great kisser. Frankie and Tess get to there flat and from the outside it looks a bit worse for wear but once they get inside its amazing and huge. The best line to come out of Tess is - ''My world might be turning to shit but we have some bongos'. Everyone loves bongos. There's a line in these few scene that go through most lesbian jobs ( might have to watch it because I forgot to write it down, sorry) but why do they assume that all P.E teachers are gay ( I know I'am but you know.)
Love the way all friends sign you up to Gaydar when you get dumped or split up from your partner, its like there way of making things better, even when your not ready to move on!. 

In the nest few scenes we realize that Cat and Frankie are meant to be together although I hate to admit it. Cat claims she's a good detective, well we all knew that!. Tess watching telly with Ed and gets a message of Gaydar off a girl called Skye who she claims is hot, she's really not but each to there own. Why does Cat want to ruin a good relationship with Sam by telling Frankie she can get Sam to look up  information about mother, don't like Cat lying, she's to much of a good girl. We also notice that Cat's the worst liar ever when shes on the phone to Sam. Tess goes on a date with sky in Rubies and when she goes to the bar to get drinks, she meets the electricshion from the flat next door, that one thing I never noticed. Ed goes on his date with the girl from his creative writing class, poor Ed has sweat patches and to be fair his date is pretty annoying. Its also never a good idea to talk about your best friend on a date, especially when you fancy her. Tess goes back to Skye s and she wears the most awkward skirt ever and she has to take it off over her head, pointless skirt much. Then just when there starting to have sex, her husband barges in with a chair and wants to watch! Ewwww! Tess give some relationship advice and I love the dog sound effect at the end :P 

Sam comes in from work and says '' my brain hurts'', Cat replies with '' Poor brain'' - cute little flirt thing there. Sam's deep in meditation and gets the information out for Cat about Frankie's mum, Sam knows she lying but love how she plays along because she loves Cat. Sadie goes to Frankie's flat and she has cool buttons on her coat that have music notes on them. She thinks she going to have sex with Frankie because that seems to be the basis of there relationship, but as she tries it on Frankie pushes her away because she's tired and Sadie leaves sexually frustrated. We then see Cat bringing Sam, who looks about twelve years old breakfast in bed, just as there getting into another kiss, Cat drops that bombshell that she has lunch with her parents that afternoon and the Sam should come with her because she's her girlfriend. To which she replies '' erm... yeah okay'', well you couldn't exactly say no. 

Tess has cut slippers on while getting ready to go for lunch with Cat and Ed's mum and dad, we also so see the electricshion women again. Frankie's walking to the office with her headphone around her neck, now does she ever listen to them? I don't think I have ever see her listen to them!. Cat gives Frankie the information about her mum and it looks like she has a school skirt on, she looks like a naughty school girl and she looks quite hot!. We then see everyone around the lunch table at the restaurant and one of things I noticed was by Tess's flat its raining but when there at the restaurant its brilliant sunshine. Cat's dad is clearly autistic as he site there building things out of the wine menus. During this scene there are so many amazing one liners that come from Cat's mum Judy, so here are the best; To Sam - '' Have you been down the nick this morning'',  ''Now rape isn't very nice'' Cat - Conjunctivitis isn't very nice, a broken nail isn't very nice but I think rape is a little bit more serious that that'' Judy - '' That's the thing with our Cat she always did take things to seriously, I think she might be slightly autistic''. Tess spits out water and this is from  the women who's husband is building things. Do love this scene though its one of the funniest. I also love it when Sam sticks up for Cat during the meal, you can tell she loves her to bits.

Frankie goes to her uncles to confront him about her past and we start to see why Frankie is the way she is and acts the way she does. She phones Cat once she's left the house but Sam answers it, now is it just me that thinks you shouldn't answer your girlfriends phone if she doesn't ask you to? Although she's probably done it because it was Frankie who was phoning. Other amazing quotes from Judy in relation to Tess being gay and the fact that Ed should date her because they make a cute couple - '' I think where all a bit gay dear, that's the this about Ed he lets everything become and obstacle''. That's only big obstacle to over come. So because Frankie can't get hold of Cat she tracks down Sadie and goes to this amazing house where Sadie has been left with the keys. The first thing that must go through there head is we have this nice house so lets get high on drugs, drunk and trash the place, I know its wrong but it looks like a god night to me :). 

Sam and Cat are walking down the road after the meal, talking about her mum and Sam pushes Cat down a side street and starts to kiss her. Cat claims she cant do this and starts telling her about the information and how it was for Frankie. Sam says she knew all along and Cat looks surprised that she knew, but then Sam states the obvious and says that's my job. Sam then ask's Cat '' is there anything I need to worry about''. Cat replies no, but we all know there is. We then go back to the flat where Sadie and Frankie are and here chair racing = amazing. Love how they watch the fish in the tank like they have never seen it before, but I don''t like the bath scene, where Frankie asks her to shave her down below while she take's pictures :/ Gross. Its not sexy at all. 

So Sam and Cat have another sex scene this time in the back of a black cab and again here are the notes from my book; Cat's drunk, Sam's playing cool, Taxi driver is secretly loving it, the kissing and touching, Cat's line '' Fuck him, No don't fuck him, fuck me'', Sam' s face, Cat leading Sam hand. Another amazing scene, Another Fantasy. Tess and Ed are chilling on the couch and Tess is doing impressions on Judy and she sounds just the same. Jay comes round and does a cute little dance, they all get pissed and Ed and Tess car race and they mix drinks that don't look good. Frankie and Sadie have the police called out to the flat after the cleaner finds them, they ask the cop dealing with it to phone Sam because she can sort it, but one thing I did notice is that cops eyebrows. They where Huge!. Sam and Cat arrive and Sam looks amazing in her power suit, she tells Frankie off with her cop voice, which is hot and Cat looks all confused. Frankie goes back to her flat and gets pissed with the rest of them and ends up sleeping with Jay after a heart to heart. As if Jay would ever sleep with Frankie. Tess see's them a freaks out. This is definitely one of the better episodes. 

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Episode 3, Season 1 - Lost Love - Part 2

So this is sort of the second part of the episode and we go back to Tess and Es temp job where the boss needs a good bra. Tess swaps jobs with Ed and has to take tea into a meeting room where there's this red head women (who I think her names Janet), how much do you hate her? With her big mouth and bad hair that's really frizzy. We the go back to Cat's office where Jay is stilling eyeing up the intern who is not hot what so ever. After Jay asking her does she need a pick me up which he thinks is coke when really its ketamin. This is what I have to say about that desperate times call for poppers not coke :P The intern and Jay start getting down and dirty and you knew form the start this was going to happen and then she starts to fell funny and collapses. He calls Frankie who takes her home and what made me laugh was the way she was walking and the fact she falls asleep on Frankie in the taxi. Other points noticed Allister is a shit stirring bastard and Ed can actually flirt - WOW.

We learn that Lou is alive after leaving Tess and she's not dead in a ditch somewhere. Red head women makes an appearance again, she really patronizing about her life with a her husband, she has a gap in her teeth and has a giant spots on her head. When she asks Tess if she married and Tess says '' no am gay'' she does the patronizing thing and says '' Well... Good for you... You would never tell''. I like how we start finding things out about Frankie when she goes to the registry office thing and we find out she's not who she thought she was and that she died in a car crash when she was free, I guess this sort of explains why she is the way she is. Sam in a white shirt = dream come true and hot!. Cat's having a moan while poor Sam listen's and tries to calm her down. But after Cat makes out like she had a worse week than Sam she starts to list all the bad things that she has been through, which are pretty bad and walks out. To be honest I like angry Sam :) 

Just before I list the thing I wrote down about Sam and Cats second sex scene of the season, how has Tess not noticed that Lou is having an affair with Tom. Okay so its more noticeable when you have watched the series but we should have really noticed the first time round. So then Cat turns up at the police station where Sam works in order to apologize for earlier and this is what I wrote in my little blog book; Sam's angry face, Cat's rambling, The sexual tension, Cat's turn on of being hauled in for questioning, Sam's commands, Hands in pocket, The nearly kiss, Sam picking Cat up, Sex on the desk - fantasy much!. Also love the heads walking past :P. 

Tess decides that she going to surprise Lou since she's stressed and tired, so Tess buts on sexy underwear under a coat and gets Ed to drive her to Lou's. What happens next is why I hate Lou. When they pull they see her and Tom kissing and all I can say is the look on little Tess's face and you can see her heart breaking and Ed becomes all protective. They get out to talk and when Tess is talking to Lou you can tell she doesn't love her and she tell Tess that Tom is going to leave is wife which you know is never going to happen. We also see that Tom is a control freak by trying to force Lou in the house. Ed grows some balls and good punch at Tom, after that his face is a look of shock and he's pure made up with himself. We then see Frankie meeting Sadie and I think that Sadie chews gum like a cow. And we Sam and Cat looking really happy = cute. Feel slightly sorry for Frankie but you can't always get what you want. We all know that Sadie did the tell all and that revenge is sweet. We see that guy again who Frankie meets at the flat earlier in the show and he does that disappearing behind a bus thing, I have always wanted to do that, how do they do it? 

Episode 4.5 and 6 coming soon :) Thanks for reading xx